Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Top 5 Classic Animated Disney Movies (No Pixar)

5. Mulan - Description
Mulan grew up in a traditional Chinese family where few things are more important than pride and loyalty to family. When her frail father is called upon to join the Army, Mulan disguises herself and takes his place in battle. When she finds herself falling in love with her commander, the pressure mounts to maintain her cover and preserve her identity.
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4. Alladin - Description
A charming, but down-on-his luck Aladdin stumbles across the wealthy, but humbly-beautiful Princess Jasmine and loses his heart. Unfortunately, Princess Jasmine can only marry a prince. Aladdin's luck makes a drastic turn when he meets a magic Genie who grants him three wishes.
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3. Cinderella - Description
In this ultimate fairytale story, Cinderella finds herself living as a slave to her two stepsisters after her father dies and leaves her to be raised by her evil stepmother. When the King decides his son the prince must find the perfect wife among all the fair maidens in the village, Cinderella is heartbroken to watch her mean stepsisters leave for the ball to meet the prince while she must stay home and work. With the help of some furry and feathered friends, Cinderella is transformed into a beautiful maiden and sent off to meet the prince, but she must be home by midnight or her fairytale will turn into disaster.
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2. The Beauty and the Beast - Description
The beautiful Belle makes a deal with the scary beast who lives in the eerie castle -release my father, and I'll be your prisoner forever. Almost immediately, Belle's infectious charm transforms the eerie castle into a magical kingdom and morphs the scary beast into a kind-hearted gentleman.
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1. The Lion King (1+2) Description
Full of wisdom, wit, and wonder, the Lion King follows young Simba through his journey to claim his rightful title as king of the jungle. Along the way, he befriends a crazy meerkat named Timon, a naive warthog named Pumbaa, a wise baboon named Rafiki, and many other memorable characters which enrich Simba's life and help mold him into a fearless leader ready to battle the evil Scar.
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Friday, May 9, 2008

5 Horrendous 80's Styles That Are Coming To Haunt You Again



5. Scrunchies - I was in my classroom going through another boring lesson in math class when I noticed something odd in one of my classmates' hair. It was the gruesome scrunchy, yes I said scrunchy. So then in my mind I thought ", Hmm, once girl can't make a difference ". Well you can guess what happened next, I saw 10-15 girls in my school wearing scrunchies! Goddamn not those again.

4. Bell Bottom Jeans - Nowadays we as a society call them flared, but they're back and they more popular then ever.




3. Ripped Jeans - Do you think you're cool wearing ripped up clothes? I bet most of you'll say yes. I have no more hope for society. I give up.



2. Leg Warmers - Ugh, ugh. I'm gonna stop typing, I can't stand the pain.

1. Guys With Long Hair - NO! No! No! Come on guys, cut you hair. You look like retards. Just cut you hair. Please?


Thursday, May 8, 2008

3 Things Horny Girls Will Love About Gamers

Are you a gamer and are scared you'll never get laid? Well I can make you feel slighty better for being who you are.

1. Them Pimples -
A horny chick will do anything to pleasure herself or/and you. So she'll suck them zits till the puss comes out. And if you're lucky another girl can join in and create a whole new version of 2girls1cup with gamer puss.

2. The Grease- It's always sexual to make it greasy between you and your partner. Why oil? When you've got all the grease in your hair and underneath you pits.

3. The Aggression- Gamers tend to be very aggressive when some kills them in an online match. So use your imagination and think about what I'm trying to say. Lets Try to keep G rated here.

- Guggy. C


 

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